Everything I needed to know about 9/11 I learned from Star Trek.

Riker: “9/11 was an inside job.”

See also (not as funny, kinda long, but y’know)

Julia Child makes primordial soup.

What music would be like without the blues.

A couple of amusing embedded videos.

Death Metal Muppets on YouTube

Direct YouTube links, 1, 2.

And just in case you haven’t seen it, or feel like seeing it again, PISS: I Will Never Go to School (KISS shreds):

Direct YouTube link

“It doesn’t represent anything.” “You said you saw a penis in it.”

Again with the Aardman.

Direct YouTube link.

It’s tough to be a girl musician…

Direct YouTube link

Spike Jones fan site, on Wikipedia, and according to Thomas Pynchon.

Dinosaurs in the Civil War

photo by Robert Kimberly

Dinosaur Kingdom
It’s 1863 and Union soldiers have discovered a hidden valley filled with dinosaurs. Now the Yankees plan to use the dinos as weapons of mass destruction against the South.

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“If you had six legs, where would your ass be?”

Nick Park and Creature Comforts weigh in on the origin of life.

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Arachnologist on teevee

Jason Bond named a spider after Stephen Colbert, precipitating his Warholian quarter-hour.  Here’s a  link to the video at Comedy Central dot com.

Who said “I don’t think we should treat religion lightly, Mr Gore?”

Bush or Batman?

Direct YouTube link

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